• Todays Pun History

    From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 04, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 4, 2025.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1955 The Janitor's Union called for sweeping reforms.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 05, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 5, 2025.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1953 The Gardener's Union passed out leaflets.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 06, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 6, 2025.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1750 Isaac Newton became discouraged when he fell up a flight
    of stairs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 07, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 7, 2025.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Popcorn was invented by an Army Colonel.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 08, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 8, 2025.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1960 A diaper manufacturer threw a New Years Eve Potty.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 09, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 9, 2025.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1898 The first caddy was used for golf; he was a tee totaller.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 10, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 10, 2025.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1963 An employee of an automobile factory was fired for taking
    a brake.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 11, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 11, 2025.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1951 A convention of mathematicians was held, and everyone sat
    around multiplication tables.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 12, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 12, 2025.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1945 The price of duck feathers increased; even down was up.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 13, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 13, 2025.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 Laundry owners held a convention. They sat on bleachers.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 14, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1903 Cologne was first bottled. It made a lot of scents.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 15, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1939 A manufacturer of percussion instruments tried to drum up
    some business.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 16, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1958 Manufacturers of sugar took their lumps.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1969 An astronaut was married; they became Mr. and Missile.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 18, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 A matador was arrested for shooting the bull.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 19, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1913 A Bald Eagle was found wearing an air piece.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 20, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 A thermometer was manufactured by a man with many degrees.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 21, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1896 Windows were first installed, but many thought that they
    were a pane in the glass.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 22, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1965 The first inspection of lobster catches was made by a
    Claw Enforcement Agency.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 23, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1934 The Lumberjack Union was reformed by a splinter group.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 24, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1946 The first seance was conducted; publicized by a spooksman.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 25, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1961 A noted criminologist took post graduate courses, and got
    a third degree.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 26, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 The world's largest glacier was spotted by a man with
    good ice sight.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 27, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1920 The Franking Privilege was used for Capitol Letters.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 28, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1928 A lubricant for wheels was invented -- caster oil.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 29, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1958 A noted sculptor celebrated his birthday, and everyone
    chipped in for a gift.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 30, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 30, 2025.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1926 Fish hooks really caught on.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first escalator was put in use. Everyone said it was
    a step in the right direction.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:27:40

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first escalator was put in use. Everyone said it was
    a step in the right direction.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:30:32

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first escalator was put in use. Everyone said it was
    a step in the right direction.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 01, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1954 Henry Bascom replaced the bulbs atop the tower of the Empire
    State Building, and said it was the high light of his career.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 02, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1914 The first crossword puzzle was printed in a newspaper. The
    author received $4,000 down...and $3,000 across.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 03, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Cooking Oil was first bottled...on a Fryday.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 04, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1884 A Filipino Contortionist was hired by the Circus. He was known
    as the first Manila Folder.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 05, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 A restaurant opened above a karate school; they only served
    chops.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 06, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1822 The patent was granted for artificial teeth to Charles M.
    Graham of New York City. They were known as Graham Clackers.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 07, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 The world's largest candle was lit, and it burned for a wick.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 08, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1808 Chocolate was first made. Isn't that sweet??
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 09, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1906 Crackers became popular after being a wafer awhile.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 10, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1899 The first dog training school opened. Graduates received a
    Barkalaureate degree.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 11, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1968 The first dancing school opened, with waltz to waltz carpeting.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 12, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1914 The first course was offered in cosmetology. Students took a
    make-up exam.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 13, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 The first Army Dental Unit was formed. They had a good Drill
    Team.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first Postmaster was hired. He got the job by stamping his
    feet.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 15, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Mens briefs were first manufactured in the West Undies.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1919 The first elevator company opened, but had its ups and downs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 17, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1902 The first gum factory opened. An employee fell into a vat,
    and his boss chewed him out.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 18, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1881 The first carpenter was employed. He wasn't very successful...
    he bit his nails.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 19, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1896 The first music patent was granted. The man who received it
    said he got it for a song.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 20, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1945 Bakers went on strike, as they said they kneaded more dough.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 Charles Atlas joined the Circus; he carried the whole show.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 22, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first lightnouse was built, and everyone celebrated with
    beacon and eggs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 23, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1882 The first pilot's license was issued. It was made of flypaper.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 24, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1843 The first Shetland Pony was brought to the United States. All
    of the children screamed for joy, and got a little hoarse.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 25, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1886 The first accountant was hired by the Circus, but he juggled
    the books.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 26, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1922 Cardboard belts were first made...the first waist paper.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1926 Electricity was first installed in an English Castle. It was
    the first Knight Light.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1600 Acupuncture was first used. Practitioners worked for pin
    money.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 29, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 The first human cannonball was hired by the Circus. He was
    fired, then they hired someone of higher caliber.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1791 The first marble building was built, but it kept rolling away.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1951 The first automobile commercial was set to music. It was the
    first Car Tune.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 The first rubber man joined the circus, but he got bounced.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1935 The largest sponge colony was found in the Atlantic. There
    was a soaker born every minute.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1857 The first chess tournament was held. The winner got a check.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 Gum was first sold on a chew chew train.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first mythology exhibit was featured in a circus. It
    got Centaur Ring.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1883 The first flea circus opened, but a dog came by, and stole
    the show.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1787 The first alarm clock was made. Everyone was tocking about
    it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1895 The steam iron was invented; solving some pressing problems.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1865 The coffee percolator was patented, and gave grounds for
    celebration.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 The first library opened in Booklyn.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1911 The first art contest was held. Winners were selected by a
    drawing.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1803 The first medical book was written, but it had no appendix.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 Artificial snow was first made -- the first snow fakes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1915 The first book on watch making was written. Everyone said
    was about time.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 The first all night bakery opened, run by a real dough nut.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The first wig for men was made, but people didn't want
    toupee for it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 Clothes hampers became popular. They were for people who
    wanted to throw in the towel.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 The rubber covered football was made, and people really got a
    kick out of it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1928 The first frog jumping jubilee was held. It made people very
    hoppy.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1888 Bread was first commercially made. Everyone fell in loaf
    with it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1939 The first illuminated golf course opened. It was for people
    who liked swinging night clubs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1929 The first hill climbing contest was held for slope pokes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first saddle was made with four pieces, but people
    thought that it might stirrup trouble.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1908 Playing card were invented. For the first time, you could
    buy four suits for under a dollar.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1689 The first chair was made especially for royalty, but it was
    throne out.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1639 The first attorney was graduated. He wore a civil suit to
    the ceremony.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1921 Boll weevils attacked potato crops. Farmers kept their eyes
    peeled.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Mail was first delivered by dog sled...arrival Airedale
    Spaniel Delivery.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Mustard was invented in a New York Apartment. It was the
    first condimentium.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1802 The broom was invented; but it made the inventor so tired
    that he went to sweep.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 Rubber gloves were first used. People found them very handy.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1891 The first orchestra was formed in Massachusetts. It was a
    band in Boston.