• Todays Random Quote

    From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 04, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 4, 2025.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a
    foolish thing. - Anatole France
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 05, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 5, 2025.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    When people are free to do as they please, they usually
    imitate each other. -Eric Hoffer
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 06, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 6, 2025.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
    -Walter Lippmann
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 07, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 7, 2025.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows
    religiously the new. -Henry David Thoreau
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 08, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 8, 2025.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is
    going, and then go with the drove. -Mark Twain
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 09, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 9, 2025.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it
    is time to pause and reflect. -Mark Twain
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 10, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 10, 2025.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the
    established authorities are wrong. -Voltaire
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 11, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 11, 2025.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    (About the necessity of compromise) Lots of times you have
    to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really
    interested in order to get where you're going.
    -Christopher Darlington Morley
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 12, 2025 00:01:08

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 12, 2025.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    In any free society, the conflict between social conformity
    and individual liberty is permanent, unresolvable, and
    necessary. -Kathleen Norris
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 13, 2025 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 13, 2025.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
    -Russian Proverb
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 14, 2025 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 15, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying
    to those of us who do. -Harold Coffin
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 16, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are
    busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. -George Burns
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 17, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the
    person who argues with him. -Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 18, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
    -Voltaire
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 19, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I
    just watch what they do. -Andrew Carnegie
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 20, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to
    protect the writer. -Dean Acheson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 21, 2025 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have
    others. -Groucho Marx
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 22, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    People who have what they want are very fond of telling
    people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 23, 2025 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    A classic is a book which people praise and don't read.
    -Mark Twain
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 24, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good
    impromptu speech. -Mark Twain
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, December 25, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client
    has the better lawyer. -Robert Frost
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, December 26, 2025 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right
    names. -Chinese proverb
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, December 27, 2025 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to
    think. -Niels Bohr
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, December 28, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the
    complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.
    -Charles Mingus
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, December 29, 2025 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do
    a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without
    comment. -T. H. White
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, December 30, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 30, 2025.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains
    from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. -George Eliot
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    My work is done, why wait?? - George Eastman's last words
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:27:42

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    My work is done, why wait?? - George Eastman's last words
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 10:30:34

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    My work is done, why wait?? - George Eastman's last words
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 01, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    The important thing is never to stop questioning.
    -Albert Einstein
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 02, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is too important to take seriously. -Corky Siegel
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 03, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    It's kind of fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 04, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    If you want to make enemies, try to change something.
    -Woodrow Wilson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 05, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, and
    the value of nothing. -Oscar Wilde
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 06, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the
    same number of hours per day that were given to Helen
    Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da
    Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
    -H. Jackson Brown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 07, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
    -Josh Billings
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 08, 2026 00:01:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by
    age eighteen. -Albert Einstein
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 09, 2026 00:01:14

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the
    people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?
    -George Wallace
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 10, 2026 00:01:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of
    the bread to butter.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 11, 2026 00:01:16

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    Only the suppressed word is dangerous. -Ludwig Bjrne
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 12, 2026 00:01:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine
    joy in the successes of those under him. -W.A. Nance
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 13, 2026 00:01:17

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who
    cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn,
    unlearn, and relearn. -Alvin Toffler
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 00:01:15

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    Half the work that is done in this world is to make things
    appear what they are not. -Elias Root Beadle
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 15, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
    -C. Northcote Parkinson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 16, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    Useless laws weaken necessary laws.
    -Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    The most important service rendered by the press and the
    magazines is that of educating people to approach printed
    matter with distrust. -Samuel Butler
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
    -Thomas Edison
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 19, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    You must believe in free will; there is no choice.
    -Isaac Bashevis Singer
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Government can be strange, as we all have seen. For if
    PROGRESS means "go forward", what does CONGRESS mean??
    -Nipsey Russell
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 21, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
    (H. H. Williams)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 22, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    (Eleanor Roosevelt)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 23, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
    despite every effort to teach them good manners.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 24, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    This report, by its very length, defends itself against
    the risk of being read. -Winston Churchill
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, January 25, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, January 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will
    happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning
    anything.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, January 29, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
    up.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
    (Phil White)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a
    strange protein -- it rejects it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt
    the one who is doing it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and
    husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as
    symmetrical as it might seem. (Alan McKay)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    An effective way to deal with predators is to taste
    terrible.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on
    earth.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now
    is fight the solutions.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back
    Is pat it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    Delay is the deadliest form of denial. (Parkinson)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    A slave is one who waits for someone else to set him free.
    (R. Brown)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Like most wildly ambitious people, I am driven almost
    exclusively by fear of failure. (Scott Turow)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
    (Edgar Bergen)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
    (Batman Costume Warning Label)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Everywhere is walking distance if you have time.
    (Steven Wright)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped
    in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall.
    (Scott Adams)
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    The gods play games with men as balls. -Titus Maccius Platus
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    Traditionally, most of Austrailia's imports come from
    overseas.
    -Former Austrailiam cabinent minister Keppel Enderbery
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Plato is a bore. -Nietzsche
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Man is a god in ruins. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2??
    -George Carlin
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Religions change; beer and wine remain. -Harvey Allen
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Living with a saint is more grueling than being one.
    -R. Neville
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
    -J. Lennon
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:13

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy." -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. -Unknown
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    In the long run we are all dead. -John Maynard Keynes
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    The best way to get praise is to die. -Italian proverb
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    One murder makes a villian, millions a hero. -Beilby Porteus
    Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
    -Groucho Marx
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    This poem will never reach its destination. -Voltaire
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Only the mediocre are always at their best. -Jean Giraudoux