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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 4, 2025.
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On this day...
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, it gets worse.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 5, 2025.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
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We should back the Metric System every inch of the way.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 6, 2025.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 7, 2025.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 8, 2025.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
What if someone's real name is a psuedonym??
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 9, 2025.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.
On this day...
What if there were no hypothetical questions??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 10, 2025.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
What is the sound of one hand clapping??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 11, 2025.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 12, 2025.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
When I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower is turned on.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 13, 2025.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 14, 2025.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
Where there's a Will, I want to be in it.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 15, 2025.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
Why do nurses leave the room when you get undressed??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 16, 2025.
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On this day...
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 17, 2025.
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On this day...
Why does the Psychic Hotline have to ask for your name??
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 18, 2025.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
Why don't potholes knock your tires back into alignment??
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 19, 2025.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Why give the airport weather?? No one lives there.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 20, 2025.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 21, 2025.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 22, 2025.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
Why's the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 23, 2025.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
Windbreaker: A Poot Suit.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 24, 2025.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Windows Vista7Up Virus: Renders 16-bit programs useless.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 25, 2025.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
Winter is a Sysops friend...Thunderstorms are the enemy.
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From
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All on Friday, December 26, 2025 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 26, 2025.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Wisconsin: Come smell our dairy air.
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From
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All on Saturday, December 27, 2025 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 27, 2025.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
X-Modem: A modem on the losing end of a lightning strike.
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From
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All on Sunday, December 28, 2025 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 28, 2025.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
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From
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All on Monday, December 29, 2025 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 29, 2025.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
You'll have no other Sysop before me (just kidding).
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From
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All on Tuesday, December 30, 2025 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 30, 2025.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
You'll win the lottery, & spend the winnings on The Sysop
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From
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All on Wednesday, December 31, 2025 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
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Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 31, 2025.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Z-Modem: A modem that has been given a tranquilizer.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 1, 2026.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 2, 2026.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
A computer's attention span is limited by its power cord.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 3, 2026.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
A croquette is a romantic female frog.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 4, 2026.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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All on Monday, January 05, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 5, 2026.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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From
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All on Tuesday, January 06, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 6, 2026.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
A guy who's addicted to brake fluid can stop any time.
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From
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All on Wednesday, January 07, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 7, 2026.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: Take today off.
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From
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All on Thursday, January 08, 2026 00:01:15
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 8, 2026.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
A lawyer is the larval form of a politician.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 9, 2026.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 10, 2026.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
A new cemetery opened in town: folks are dying to enter.
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From
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All on Sunday, January 11, 2026 00:01:17
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 11, 2026.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
A public restroom is where a flush beats a full house.
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From
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All on Monday, January 12, 2026 00:01:16
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 12, 2026.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
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From
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All on Tuesday, January 13, 2026 00:01:18
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 13, 2026.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
A soldier surviving mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 14, 2026.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
A Steak Sandwich: A Porterhouse between 2 Ribeyes.
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From
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All on Thursday, January 15, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 15, 2026.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
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From
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All on Friday, January 16, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 16, 2026.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
A Sysop's phone and internet bills know no bounds...
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From
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All on Saturday, January 17, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 17, 2026.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
A Tribble a day keeps the Klingons away
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From
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All on Sunday, January 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 18, 2026.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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From
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All on Monday, January 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 19, 2026.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Aacckk!! II''mm hhaallff dduupplleexx!!
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From
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All on Tuesday, January 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 20, 2026.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Access denied --- nah nah nah nah naaah nah!
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From
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All on Wednesday, January 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 21, 2026.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
According to the Weather Channel, Hell just froze over.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 22, 2026.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
Adam to Eve-> "I'll wear the plants in this family".
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From
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All on Friday, January 23, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 23, 2026.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
After Tuesday, even the calender says WTF.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 24, 2026.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt?
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From
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All on Sunday, January 25, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 25, 2026.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
Alert: Scanner shows Sysop in the area. Look innocent!!
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From
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All on Monday, January 26, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 26, 2026.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears
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From
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All on Tuesday, January 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 27, 2026.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
All computers wait at the same speed.
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From
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All on Wednesday, January 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 28, 2026.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
All good things must come to an e
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From
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All on Thursday, January 29, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 29, 2026.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
All marriage is same sex: the same sex over & over again.
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From
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All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
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From
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All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
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From
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All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
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From
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All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
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From
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All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
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From
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All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
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From
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All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
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From
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All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
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From
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All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
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From
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All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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From
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All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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From
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All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
Auto correct has become my worst enema.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
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From
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All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
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From
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All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
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From
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All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.