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Todays Blooper
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The preacher sang "I will not pass this way again" giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Morning Sermon: The Most Hated man.
Evening Sermon: Only Trust Him.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
Wanted: Nanny for middle aged boys.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
The Pastors family has a large sheepdog for adoption.
He's neutered like one of the family, and is very
even-tempered.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
The church council of elders will talk about the need
for less talking at meetings.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to
get rid of those things not worth keeping around the
house. Don't forget your husbands.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor addressed the congregation, concerning the
new dress code for our youth group. The new dress code
includes NO NAVELS...they MUST be left at home, please.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Mr. and Mrs. Walsh named their new daugher Julie Lynn,
after their aunt, Susan Marie Walsh.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
We are rejoicing. The missing candlesticks were found
by the tree behind the parking lot.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
John Lister was at death's door - both the doctors and
pastors pulled him through.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the
Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are
welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
Correction: Master Technician Ross Lears is not going to
Mars as we mentioned in last Sunday's bulletin. He is
going to Italy instead.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
The Pastors wife found a large orange cat on Thursday. She
said that it is a female, affectionate, and non-smoking.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor reminded the church office staff that the
phones work better if answered.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
Our speaker this evening is Dr. Desters, who is a
specialist in women, and other diseases.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been
canceled due to a conflict.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
The chapel is open 24 hours a day. Please use it during
these hours ONLY, as it will be closed at other times.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The church elders have hired a financial consultant at
$500 a day to determine why the church has financial
problems.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
The local Bible and Book Store reminds members of their
large selection: If it's in stock. they have it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Brother Bill Amos is looking for volunteers to help point
out his barn.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Not everyone who enters this church has been converted.
so please watch your handbags and wallets.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor said that the dedication of the new sanctuary
was a significant milestone worth nothing.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Please join us in celebrating Lint this season.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Remember to tell your neighbors that St. Patrick's hosts
a daycare center. Free torturing is available.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Mr. Smith, has said that his handmade chairs, normally
priced at $200, will be on sale next month for $199.99.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Suicide
Invitation: Why Do You Wait, Dear Brother?
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
Our prayers go out to the chairman of the deacons, who
shot himself in the leg while hunting mushrooms.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Performing tonight are the Clause twins, Heather and
Holly. Heather is 9 and Holly is 7.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
The Sunday School class is offering free accounting tips
tips from Scott Sloppy, CPA. Scott says that Sloppy
Accounting honors Biblical principles.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
We will have Ash Wednesday Services next Monday.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Sermon: The Most Hated King Of Israel
Invitation: Only Trust Him
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
The ladies weight loss group says that the weight
loss from their diet plan is permanent, as long as
you don't gain the weight back.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
The Olsens of Bridle Lane plan to offer their home
as a bed and breakfast for the summer. They have
three guest rooms, a private bath, a swimming pool,
and a color TV. Sorry, no breakfast.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor quoted a recent study, which showed that
children who stay up late at night are sleepier during
the day.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 05, 2026 08:23:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
Anyone not claiming lost articles will be disposed of.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 06, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
Sermon: The Sin Of Gossip
Invitation: I Love To Tell The Story
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 07, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.
On this day...
Red tape at City Hall holds up our new sanctuary.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 08, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.
On this day...
A First Aid Class will be taught Tuesday evening at 7pm,
including a demonstration of the Hemlock Maneuver.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.
On this day...
The newlywed couple married last Sunday would like to
thank everyone for coming to their wedding, and bringing
their happiness to a conclusion.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.
On this day...
The recent rainfall was so heavy, that the township had
to evaporate the city south of the railroad tracks.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 11, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 11, 2026.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.
On this day...
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They
need all the help they can get.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 12, 2026.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.
On this day...
The celebration last Sunday was a much needed change at
the church. We haven't had that kind of laughter since
our last Pastor died.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 13, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 13, 2026.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.
On this day...
The church finance committee chairman urges members to
put principles aside, and do what is right.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 14, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 14, 2026.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.
On this day...
March planned for next August.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 15, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 15, 2026.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.
On this day...
For those in the church who need help with tax preparation
and accounting, please call John Cheater.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 16, 2026.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.
On this day...
The agenda was adopted, the minutes were approved, and the
financial secretary gave a grief report.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 17, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 17, 2026.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.
On this day...
Dr. Wallace, speaking to the youth group last Wednesday,
stated that boys cause as many teenage pregnancies as
girls.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 18, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 18, 2026.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.
On this day...
Friday's "Meal And Message" will be cooked boneless man,
with apricot sauce.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 19, 2026.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.
On this day...
Please join in us in the marriage sacrament service...the
ceremony that ignites and man and a woman.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 20, 2026 00:01:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 20, 2026.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.
On this day...
The music directors wife remains in the hospital, and
needs more blood donors for more transfusions. She is
also having trouble sleeping, and requests tapes of the
Pastors sermons.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 21, 2026.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.
On this day...
For Sale: Daybed. Can also be used at night.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 22, 2026.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.
On this day...
As you can see from the newsletter, the new sanctuary
will feature large, see through windows.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 24, 2026 01:04:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 24, 2026.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.
On this day...
Notice soliciting prayers for families suffering recent
bereavement: "Only a few of the deceased have been sent
in. You can still bring yours with you to the meeting".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 25, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 25, 2026.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.
On this day...
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with
the thanks of the entire church.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 26, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 26, 2026.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.
On this day...
Pastor Mitchell has returned from Egypt, where he took
many photos of the pyramids -- the anicent, huge,
triangular stone cubes in the desert.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 27, 2026.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.
On this day...
Wanted: Head liberian for church library. Must have some
librarian experience.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 30, 2026 18:11:56
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 30, 2026.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.
On this day...
Today the pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy".
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 31, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 31, 2026.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.
On this day...
Libby McDowell is seeking a part time sitter for her
well behaved 5 year old; 1 year old refrigerator, and
2 year old stove. Great condition.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 01, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
Stevensville Bible Academy students watched as
city workers cut down several trees to mark the
Arbor Day celebration.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 02, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
The Sunday School Easter Egg Hunt will be from
10:00 to 10:03. Don't be late, or your child may
miss the excitement.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 03, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
On Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Bee to come forth,
and lay an egg on the altar.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 04, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
Our Easter service is always very popular. We suggest
that you get here early, so you can get a seat in the
back.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 05, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
The sunrise Easter service was a great success. More
than a dozen different abominations gathered at the
local park.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 06, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
St. Francis High School plans to fight student
boredom with longer classes.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 07, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Bob Gellings will recount his dramatic ordeal of
being trapped on an escalator for over 12 hours.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 08, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
The results of the congregational demographic survey
are in. We have 90% White, 5% African-American,
5% Hispanic, and 5% Asian and others.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 09, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are afflicted with any church.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 10, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
The church is sorry about the recent construction, and
any incontinence it has caused.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 11, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Members of the church group will provide housecleaning
services at your house, if necessary. Call the church
office for details.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 12, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
We need volunteers for our auto repair ministry. If you
know nothing about cars, you're asked to join us.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 13, 2026 09:48:41
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their girdles for the pancake
breakfast next Sunday morning.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 14, 2026 20:49:47
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
The Fire Chief said that a fire was the cause of the blaze
that damaged our church kitchen.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
The Fire Chief said that the cause of the fire was that
something hot came in contact with something flammable.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 16, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
Join us at the Jobs Seminar next Tuesday. Learn how to
find a job, and stop looking for work.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 18, 2026 11:05:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.
On this day...
After the Sunday Morning Worship Service, the dress
committee would like to see all the ladies who haven't
finished their dresses in the front.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 19, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.
On this day...
Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and
community.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 20, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.
On this day...
The preacher noted that the offical policy of the church
is to support capital punishment...but, only for the
guilty.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.
On this day...
For those still alive at the end of the sermon, please
join us in a closing song.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 22, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.
On this day...
The "How To Prevent Truancy" Session was poorly attended.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 23, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.
On this day...
During this years Vacation Bible School, the Redeemed
Evangelical Center will host a daily buffet that will be
served daily.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 24, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 24, 2026.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.
On this day...
Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning
service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible
experience."
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 25, 2026 12:22:22
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 25, 2026.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.
On this day...
The preacher and his wife have visited all 61 states, and
many foreign countries.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 26, 2026 11:43:18
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 26, 2026.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.
On this day...
Support the church fund drive. Remember, you can't take it
with you, but you can send it on ahead.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 27, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 27, 2026.
This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.
On this day...
Margaret Sater and Jeff Wilson will be united in holy
acrimony this Sunday at 2pm. Everyone is invited to attend.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 28, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 28, 2026.
This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.
On this day...
Pastor Harrison was congratulated by the district office
for his role in getting the church plastered.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 29, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 29, 2026.
This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.
On this day...
At the recent meeting of the women's guild, Dr. Larsen
suggested that people should check with their doctors
before getting sick.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 30, 2026 00:01:09
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 30, 2026.
This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.
On this day...
The evangelical crusade featuring Elroy Barton will be
held on April 31st and 32nd.