• Todays Pun History

    From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1791 The first marble building was built, but it kept rolling away.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1951 The first automobile commercial was set to music. It was the
    first Car Tune.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 The first rubber man joined the circus, but he got bounced.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1935 The largest sponge colony was found in the Atlantic. There
    was a soaker born every minute.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1857 The first chess tournament was held. The winner got a check.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1918 Gum was first sold on a chew chew train.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first mythology exhibit was featured in a circus. It
    got Centaur Ring.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1883 The first flea circus opened, but a dog came by, and stole
    the show.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1787 The first alarm clock was made. Everyone was tocking about
    it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1895 The steam iron was invented; solving some pressing problems.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1865 The coffee percolator was patented, and gave grounds for
    celebration.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 The first library opened in Booklyn.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1911 The first art contest was held. Winners were selected by a
    drawing.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1803 The first medical book was written, but it had no appendix.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1910 Artificial snow was first made -- the first snow fakes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1915 The first book on watch making was written. Everyone said
    was about time.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 The first all night bakery opened, run by a real dough nut.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The first wig for men was made, but people didn't want
    toupee for it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 Clothes hampers became popular. They were for people who
    wanted to throw in the towel.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1936 The rubber covered football was made, and people really got a
    kick out of it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1928 The first frog jumping jubilee was held. It made people very
    hoppy.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1888 Bread was first commercially made. Everyone fell in loaf
    with it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1939 The first illuminated golf course opened. It was for people
    who liked swinging night clubs.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1929 The first hill climbing contest was held for slope pokes.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first saddle was made with four pieces, but people
    thought that it might stirrup trouble.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1908 Playing card were invented. For the first time, you could
    buy four suits for under a dollar.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1689 The first chair was made especially for royalty, but it was
    throne out.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1639 The first attorney was graduated. He wore a civil suit to
    the ceremony.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1921 Boll weevils attacked potato crops. Farmers kept their eyes
    peeled.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1904 Mail was first delivered by dog sled...arrival Airedale
    Spaniel Delivery.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1890 Mustard was invented in a New York Apartment. It was the
    first condimentium.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1802 The broom was invented; but it made the inventor so tired
    that he went to sweep.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 Rubber gloves were first used. People found them very handy.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1891 The first orchestra was formed in Massachusetts. It was a
    band in Boston.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, March 05, 2026 08:23:47

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1944 A shipment of wigs landed at the New York Hairport.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, March 06, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1835 The first railroad ran trains to Washington, DC; so that
    politicians could get on the right track.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, March 07, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1871 The first relief map was made. The inventor got a raise.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 08, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 Barnard MacFadden opened a Penny Restaurant in New York City.
    It made a lot of cents.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 09, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1823 The first dictionary was written for poets. They celebrated
    with a luncheon, and ate rhyme bread.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 10, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1859 The first rocket patent was granted, and the inventor
    celebrated by going out to launch.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 11, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 11, 2026.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1849 The safety pin was invented by Walter Hunt. He wasn't too
    successful at first, but he stuck to his work.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, March 12, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 12, 2026.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1834 Isaac Fisher patented sandpaper, but he really had it rough.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, March 13, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 13, 2026.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 A Santa Claus School opened in Albion, New York. Some of the
    students graduated just in the Saint Nick Of Time.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, March 14, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 14, 2026.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1905 The first Savings Bank opened. It was for Guys and Dollars.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 15, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 15, 2026.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1814 The circular saw was invented by a man who wanted to take a
    short cut.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 16, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 16, 2026.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1891 William Canby manufactured computing scales. This proved
    that when there's a Will, there's a Weigh.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 17, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 17, 2026.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1633 The first school opened in America. It was a real classy
    place.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 18, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 18, 2026.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1835 Hiram Powers began the first marble sculpture, but he did
    chip work.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, March 19, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 19, 2026.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1783 The first self winding clock was made. Everyone was tick-led.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, March 20, 2026 00:01:50

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 20, 2026.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1889 The patent was granted for the sewing machine. It left
    everyone in stitches.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, March 21, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 21, 2026.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1813 The first mail delivery by steamboat was authorized.
    It carried Coast Cards.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, March 22, 2026 00:01:12

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 22, 2026.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1942 A five day bicycle race was run. Then, the racers got a
    weak end off.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 24, 2026 01:04:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 24, 2026.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1912 A play was performed by a group of Senators. It was an
    Act Of Congress.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, March 25, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 25, 2026.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1869 The waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled
    waffles.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, March 26, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 26, 2026.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1970 The first bank without tellers opened. It was for people
    who believe money talks.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, March 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 27, 2026.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1940 An Easter Picnic was held in Washington, and everyone had
    had sandwiches on hamburger bunnies.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, March 30, 2026 18:11:57

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 30, 2026.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1866 Dynamite was first made, and the company did a booming
    business.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, March 31, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 31, 2026.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1823 The first Barber Shop opened. It was Hair Conditioned.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, April 01, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1840 The first elastic girdle was made. Asked if it worked, the
    inventor replied "Of Corset Does".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, April 02, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 The muffler was invented, but it was exhausting work.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, April 03, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 A slab of stone was discovered with a multiplication problem
    carved on it. It was the first concrete example.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, April 04, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1894 The Cowboy Father Of The Year Award was given to a Dude Dad.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, April 05, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1880 The first tailor shop offered credit, and everything was
    on the cuff.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, April 06, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first indoor tennis court was built, and the builder
    made a good net profit.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, April 07, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1938 New York began a clean up campaign. It was the first grime
    wave.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, April 08, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 Clothing manufacturers went on strike. They filed a double
    breasted suit against the government.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, April 09, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1868 The first Maternity Ward opened, for those who had an
    investment in the Stork Market.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, April 10, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1901 Stockings were first sold, and there was a run on them.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, April 11, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1912 The Bakers Union hired a loafer.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, April 12, 2026 00:01:11

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1933 The first Carpenter's Banquet was held. They served
    pound cake.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, April 13, 2026 09:48:43

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1865 Canada sold the United States a herd of 40,000 Bison.
    Then, America received a Buffalo Bill.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, April 14, 2026 20:49:48

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1914 The Panama Canal locks opened, but they forgot the
    cream cheese.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1930 The first credit card was issued, and people got a charge
    out of it.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, April 16, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1899 The first shoemaker opened his shop; he had a lot of sole.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, April 18, 2026 11:05:51

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1919 A cigar band was hired to play "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, April 19, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1810 Thomas Brown invented the first mail box. Everyone knew
    that it would happen sooner or letter.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, April 20, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1916 The first mail delivery was made by boat in China. But,
    they only delivered junk mail.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1923 The cranberry crop failed, and there was no more cranberry
    source.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, April 22, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1913 The first diving school opened. Graduates got a Deep Loma.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, April 23, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1925 The first marble building was erected, and everyone took it
    for granite.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Friday, April 24, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 24, 2026.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1931 A shipment of vegetables was sent by mail. It came by
    parsley post.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Saturday, April 25, 2026 12:22:24

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 25, 2026.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1900 The first medical school opened, but it was stitched closed.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Sunday, April 26, 2026 11:43:20

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 26, 2026.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1881 The first 40,000 story building opened. It was a library.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Monday, April 27, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 27, 2026.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1924 The first college marriage course was offered. People got a
    good wed-ucation.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Tuesday, April 28, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 28, 2026.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1737 A bill was passed authorizing copper coins. It was signed
    with a fountain penny.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Wednesday, April 29, 2026 00:01:09

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 29, 2026.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1932 Wooden money was first issued. It was a sliver dollar.
  • From Daryl Stout to All on Thursday, April 30, 2026 00:01:10

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 30, 2026.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    In 1838 The first musicians convention was held. It was well staffed.