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Todays Random Quote
From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch
up.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
(Phil White)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a
strange protein -- it rejects it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt
the one who is doing it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and
husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as
symmetrical as it might seem. (Alan McKay)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste
terrible.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 05, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on
earth.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now
is fight the solutions.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back
Is pat it.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
Delay is the deadliest form of denial. (Parkinson)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
A slave is one who waits for someone else to set him free.
(R. Brown)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Like most wildly ambitious people, I am driven almost
exclusively by fear of failure. (Scott Turow)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 12, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 12, 2026.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
(Edgar Bergen)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume Warning Label)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Everywhere is walking distance if you have time.
(Steven Wright)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped
in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall.
(Scott Adams)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
The gods play games with men as balls. -Titus Maccius Platus
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Traditionally, most of Austrailia's imports come from
overseas.
-Former Austrailiam cabinent minister Keppel Enderbery
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Plato is a bore. -Nietzsche
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Man is a god in ruins. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2??
-George Carlin
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Religions change; beer and wine remain. -Harvey Allen
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Living with a saint is more grueling than being one.
-R. Neville
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.
-J. Lennon
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
Death is nature's way of saying "Howdy." -Unknown
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. -Unknown
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
In the long run we are all dead. -John Maynard Keynes
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
The best way to get praise is to die. -Italian proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
One murder makes a villian, millions a hero. -Beilby Porteus
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
-Groucho Marx
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
This poem will never reach its destination. -Voltaire
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Only the mediocre are always at their best. -Jean Giraudoux
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 05, 2026 08:23:48
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to lose.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 06, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
For every ten jokes, thou hast got an hundred enemies.
-L.Sterne
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 07, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.
On this day...
Wit is educated insolence. -Aristotle
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 08, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.
On this day...
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. -Oscar Wilde
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.
On this day...
He who laughs, lasts. -Mary Pettibone Poole
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 10, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.
On this day...
I hate definitions. -Benjamin Disraeli
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 11, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 11, 2026.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.
On this day...
To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
-Oscar Wilde
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 12, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 12, 2026.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.
On this day...
Like all self-made men he worships his creator. -Unknown
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 13, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 13, 2026.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.
On this day...
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-Gore Vidal
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 14, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 14, 2026.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.
On this day...
Don't be humble. You're not that great. -Golda Meir
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 15, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 15, 2026.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.
On this day...
Stop crime at its source! Support Planned Parenthood.
-Robert Byrne
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 16, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 16, 2026.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.
On this day...
When turkeys mate they think of swans. -Johnny Carson
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 17, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 17, 2026.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.
On this day...
A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 18, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 18, 2026.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.
On this day...
All children are essentially criminal. -Denis Diderot
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 19, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 19, 2026.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.
On this day...
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. -Plato
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 20, 2026 00:01:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 20, 2026.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.
On this day...
Thank God kids never mean well. -Lily Tomlin
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, March 21, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 21, 2026.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.
On this day...
I hate quotations. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, March 22, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 22, 2026.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.
On this day...
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 24, 2026 01:04:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 24, 2026.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.
On this day...
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling. -Unknown
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, March 25, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 25, 2026.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.
On this day...
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, March 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 26, 2026.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.
On this day...
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. -Edward Dahlberg
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, March 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 27, 2026.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.
On this day...
Women who miscalculate are called "mothers".
-Abigail Van Buren
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, March 30, 2026 18:11:58
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 30, 2026.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.
On this day...
Love will find a lay. -Robert Byrne
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, March 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 31, 2026.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.
On this day...
I did not have sex with that woman. -Bill Clinton
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 01, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. -Unknown
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
We want playmates we can own. -Jules Feiffer on marriage
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
It was so cold I almost got married. -Shelley Winters
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
I married beneath me. All women do. -Nancy, Lady Astor
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 05, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. -Woody Allen
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
Divorce is the sacrament of adultery. -French proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Take my wife...please! -Henny Youngman
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 08, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
My work is done, why wait? -Suicide note by George Eastman
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-Pancho Villa
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 10, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
The reverse side also has a reverse side. -Japanese proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 11, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Tell the truth and run. -Yugoslavian proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 12, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
Too clever is dumb. -German proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 13, 2026 09:48:44
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.
-Old saying
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 14, 2026 20:49:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined. -Proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
Wise men make proverbs but fools repeat them. -Samuel Palmer
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 16, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
Nobody has ever bet enough on the winning horse. -R. Sasuly
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 18, 2026 11:05:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.
On this day...
What a time! What a civilization! -Cicero
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.
On this day...
Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is! -Catullus
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 20, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.
On this day...
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
-Tolstoy on Shakespeare
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.
On this day...
Inflation has gone up over a dollar a quart. -W.C. Fields
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 22, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.
On this day...
They talk of my drinking but never my thrist.
-Scottish proverb
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 23, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.
On this day...
Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.
-Alice Roosevelt
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Friday, April 24, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 24, 2026.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.
On this day...
He speaks to me as if I were a public meeting.
-Queen Victoria
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 25, 2026 12:22:27
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 25, 2026.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.
On this day...
John Foster Dulles.
-Mort Sahl when asked for something funny
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 26, 2026 11:43:21
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 26, 2026.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.
On this day...
I would have made a good Pope. -Richard Nixon
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 27, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 27, 2026.
This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.
On this day...
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -Johnny Carson
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 28, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 28, 2026.
This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.
On this day...
Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts
absolutely.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 29, 2026.
This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.
On this day...
It is the natural order of things. Nothing can alter it.
The strong take, the weak surrender. - Sepp Von Plum
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 30, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 30, 2026.
This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.
On this day...
The more the change, the more it is the same thing. -A. Karr