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Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
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All those updates, and still imperfect!!!
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All wiyht. Rho sritkhed mg kegtaps awoumd?
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Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that!
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Amnesia and Deja-Vu: You forgot this happened before.
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And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?'
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Anyone know a chocolate reader for NESTLES.QWK??
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Today is Thursday February 5, 2026.
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Apathy Error: Strike any key...or none, for that matter.
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Are cranberries healthy?? I never heard one complain.
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Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
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Are dog biscuits made from collie flour?
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
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Auto correct has become my worst enema.
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Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
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Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?
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Backups? We don't need no steenking backups.
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Bad Day: When the bird outside your window is a buzzard.
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don't vote
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Bad Restaurant: Hospital map on the back of the menu.
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Bad Sign: Fortune Cookie warns of salmonella poisoning.
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Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones.
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BBS?? Yeah, I do BBS...but, I can control it.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Beauty is skin deep...but ugly goes clear to the bone.
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Before drawing boards, where did they go back to??
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Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
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Being born is bad for your health; it leads to death.
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Birds of a feather flock to a newly washed car.
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Blizzard Warning: Your Dairy Queen Shake Is Ready.
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Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
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Borg Bugers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.
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Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
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Broken pencils are like life with no geometry: Pointless!
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Bulldozers: People who sleep through political speeches.
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Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
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By The Way, what does BTW stand for?
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From
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Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
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Can pigs fly?? Depends on how hard you toss them.
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Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
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Can you repeat the part after "Listen Very Carefully"??
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Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
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Cannibals eat missionaries to get a taste of religion.
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Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
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Chain Lightning: For when you can't stop with one bolt.
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Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
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Change is good; especially when it relates to underwear.
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Today is Saturday March 7, 2026.
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Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 8, 2026.
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Chocolate lovers 12 step plan: < 12 steps from chocolate.
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Today is Monday March 9, 2026.
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Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. Pop Quiz To Follow.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 10, 2026.
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Classical Gas: A Mozart Fart.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 11, 2026.
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Classically speaking, all musicians end up baroque.
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 12, 2026.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 13, 2026.
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Cold winter coming!! I saw a squirrel buying Sterno!
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From
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TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 14, 2026.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.
On this day...
Computer Hacker wanted. Must have own axe.
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From
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All on Sunday, March 15, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 15, 2026.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.
On this day...
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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From
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All on Monday, March 16, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 16, 2026.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.
On this day...
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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From
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All on Tuesday, March 17, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 17, 2026.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.
On this day...
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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From
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All on Wednesday, March 18, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 18, 2026.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.
On this day...
Conference on Global Warming canceled due to blizzard.
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From
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All on Thursday, March 19, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 19, 2026.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.
On this day...
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
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All on Friday, March 20, 2026 00:01:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 20, 2026.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.
On this day...
Criminal Justice System: Where criminals get the justice.
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From
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All on Saturday, March 21, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 21, 2026.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.
On this day...
Criminal Lawyer: A redundancy if there ever was one.
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From
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All on Sunday, March 22, 2026 00:01:14
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 22, 2026.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.
On this day...
Critical Error: System Halted. Hit any user to continue.
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From
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All on Tuesday, March 24, 2026 01:04:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 24, 2026.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.
On this day...
Darn it!! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!!
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From
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All on Wednesday, March 25, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 25, 2026.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.
On this day...
Deduce is De Lowest Card In De Deck.
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From
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All on Thursday, March 26, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 26, 2026.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.
On this day...
Deja Booboo: When you feel you've screwed this up before.
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From
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All on Friday, March 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 27, 2026.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.
On this day...
Deja-Moo: When you feel you've seen this bullcrap before.
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From
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All on Monday, March 30, 2026 18:11:59
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 30, 2026.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.
On this day...
Diet Water: The flavor of water, but half the calories.
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From
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All on Tuesday, March 31, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 31, 2026.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.
On this day...
Dime: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
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From
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All on Wednesday, April 01, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 1, 2026.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
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From
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All on Thursday, April 02, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 2, 2026.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
Disk Failure: (W)arm Boot, (C)old Boot, (S)teel Toe Boot?
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From
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All on Friday, April 03, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 3, 2026.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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From
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All on Saturday, April 04, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 4, 2026.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
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From
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All on Sunday, April 05, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 5, 2026.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
Do you, Sysop, take this BBS, to be your wedded spouse??
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From
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All on Monday, April 06, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 6, 2026.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
Does "MNP-5" mean "Modem needs a 5 topping pizza"??
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From
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All on Tuesday, April 07, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 7, 2026.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Does a clean house show that there's a broken computer??
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From
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All on Wednesday, April 08, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 8, 2026.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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From
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All on Thursday, April 09, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 9, 2026.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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From
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All on Friday, April 10, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 10, 2026.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
Doesanyoneknowhowmuchitcoststogetaspacebarrepaired??
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From
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All on Saturday, April 11, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 11, 2026.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Dog expelled from Obedience School: Kid ate his homework.
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From
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All on Sunday, April 12, 2026 00:01:13
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 12, 2026.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
Dominoes: =======/////////////////////|||||||||||||||||||
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From
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All on Monday, April 13, 2026 09:48:45
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 13, 2026.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people.
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From
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All on Tuesday, April 14, 2026 20:49:49
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 14, 2026.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
Don't raise the bar!! It's too hard to get the drinks!!
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From
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All on Wednesday, April 15, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 15, 2026.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
Drain Bamage?? No, thanks...I already have some.
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From
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All on Thursday, April 16, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 16, 2026.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
Drink Canada Dry. Maybe you can't, but it's fun trying.
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From
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All on Saturday, April 18, 2026 11:05:52
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 18, 2026.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.
On this day...
Eagles soar; weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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From
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All on Sunday, April 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 19, 2026.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.
On this day...
Early birds get the worm; the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.
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From
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All on Monday, April 20, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 20, 2026.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.
On this day...
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
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From
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All on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 21, 2026.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.
On this day...
Either this man's dead, or my watch is stopped. -Groucho
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From
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All on Wednesday, April 22, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 22, 2026.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.
On this day...
Email returned to sender...insufficient voltage.
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From
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All on Thursday, April 23, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 23, 2026.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.
On this day...
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
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From
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All on Friday, April 24, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 24, 2026.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.
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Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Saturday, April 25, 2026 12:22:28
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 25, 2026.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Sunday, April 26, 2026 11:43:22
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 26, 2026.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.
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Error: Bad Or Missing Mouse Driver. Blame The Cat?? (Y/n)
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Monday, April 27, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 27, 2026.
This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.
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Error: Keyboard not attached. Press <F1> to continue.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Tuesday, April 28, 2026 00:01:12
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 28, 2026.
This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.
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Error?? Impossible!! My keyboard is error correcting!!
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Wednesday, April 29, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 29, 2026.
This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.
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ESC?? I didn't know I was trapped.
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From
Daryl Stout to
All on Thursday, April 30, 2026 00:01:11
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 30, 2026.
This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.
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Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the etherbunny.